Welcome to my blog. A safe and fun place to appreciate the two most amazing contributors to the greatness of American society. Safe because of Chuck and fun because of Umpas.
Clearly this picture says it all. America, you are safe behind me. Don't you worry, Chucks got it all under control.
Lets not forget those loveable Umpa Lumpas. Everything from the soft green curls to the overexposed spray-in-a-can tans. What's not to love?!
Here is a picture of Chuck on a kangaroo hunting trip in the Outback. Needless to say, the gun was not needed! And for those of you wondering, kangaroo hunting is legal because Chuck said so!
Many of you may not know that Umpas were the first to branch out from the everyday ordinary all-my-hair-the-same-color look. While the brown and white days may be over, the dark brown brows with bleached blonde hair is definately the rave.
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